Saffron's quote of the day: "I found the reason the sink was full of water... someone stuck a sausage in the drain."

Penelope's Quote of the Day: "Is Egypt still really dusty?"

Saffron's Quote of the Day: "I am clothes shopping to vent out my frustrations, even though I know I will have to put everything back.".

Moose's Quote of the Day: "A plateau is a high form of flattery."

Moose's quote of the day : "I look back on these cartoons from my childhood and sometimes I'm horrified... Like Jay-Jay the Jet Plane... That's just an abomination."

Penelope's Quote of the Day: "This is just a random fact about me, but every day that I am living is my best day ever. Today is my best day ever, and I'm pretty sure tomorrow is going to be my best day ever too."

Moose's Quote of the Day: "I personally would like to see John Cena (the wrestler) and Terry Crews (the Old Spice guy) running for president—the debates would be epic."

Saffron's Quote of the Day: "If we are caring-focused, we attract the same kind of people to us. These people are our greatest assets in times of need."

Saffron's Quote of the Day (while dressing her sister): "Penelope's acting like a princess, but not the good kind."

Saffron's Quote of the Day discussing the similarity and differences in dog vs. human behavior: "If humans could bite their own bums we'd have a whole new set of problems."

Penelope's Quote of the Day: "I have a whole montage of permission slips that need signing. It's going to take a while so, you know, you'll probably need some enjoyable music."

Moose's Quote of the Day: "I have a frog in my throat and it sounds a lot like Morgan Freeman."

Moose's Quote of the Day: "Why do they convince us on television that elevators have music. It's just not like that in the real world. In fact, they are pretty boring."

Saffron's Quote of the Day to Moose: "As you move from middle school to high school you will see the idiot to non-idiot ratio dramatically increase."